Amusing headline du jour (from Yahoo)…
You know what else? Jesus could have figure-skated with the best of them. He would have kicked ass at hockey, too. (Cue the King Missile track…)
ADS feed- “Matter of fact it’s all dark”
- Ah, the songpiles of Spring: Rabbi Supernova
- The Massed Gadgets of Wawrmagil
- Open Zero: selections from my favorite albums of the year
- 23 various
- The Phantom Tortfeasor: Second covers songpile of 2023
- The Fodder of Heist Canon (Winter 2023 Songpile)
- Now vs. Then
- Artificial Inelegance
- Monkeys, typing, noises
The Architectural Dance Society 
…and from the other side of the fence :
http://anglicancontinuum.blogspot.com/2006/04/jesus-walked-on-ice.html
I should have linked to the original Yahoo page featuring the headline itself (since that of the article might change), which was “Jesus could have walked on ice.” I thought that was funny…since, uh, anyone can walk on ice.
Then there was the “giant alcohol cloud” headline later that same day – I know a few people over whose houses such a cloud might well reside, but then the wording changed when Yahoo updated the page, and it was no longer as amusing. To the easily amused, like me, at least.
dgzwt! I believe that’s the common fan way of referring to Shakespearian hip-hop group Dogs’ Wit. For more easy amusement, I suppose one could run hip-hop lyrics through a Shakespeare-oriented online language transformation engines. I’d do it myself, but I’m afraid I couldn’t quote a line of contemporary hip-hop at gunpoint.