So, amused by the “archaic rap” meme featuring eccentric 18th-century self-portraitist Joseph Ducreux, I found myself wondering…what if “Louie Louie” had been a sonnet instead of a ’50s R&B number by Richard Berry and made famous by barely competent frat-rockers The Kingsmen?
I think it might have gone something sorta like this…(large, baby, is just a click away, click away…):
