At the grocery store today, I noticed various Pepsi products festooned with the fairly incomprehensible slogan “Pack Lunch Like a Pro.” What that has to do with Pepsi escapes me – but more to the point, I was unaware that there was such a thing as a professional lunch-packer.
I wonder how well such a position pays and what sort of qualifications are required? I’m guessing a masters at least.
(I have not utterly abandoned this blog – just been obnoxiously busy. Did you miss me?)