still not the reality-based party

I would have hoped that, like Dick Nixon, we wouldn’t have idiot Republicans to kick around anymore…but like death, taxes, and the grocery line you’ve chosen always being the slowest one, some things are eternal.

Ellis Weiner on the Republicans’ carefully couched appeal to the public: “Yes, we helped cover your house with gasoline, and we paid private contractors to shoot flaming arrows at it, yes. But we don’t believe in Socialism, so we got the gang together–which wasn’t easy!–and had everyone stand in the street to keep the fire trucks away. Yay us! We feel good!”

(whoo-hoo: first WordPress post!)

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