oh dear…

If you are very, very bad, and you’re a singer, when you die, you will go to Karaoke Hell…where you are compelled to sing your hits with horrifyingly cheesy rearrangements, courtesy of a demon specializing in such torture. His name is Bill Gates.

Pitchfork has linked to several extraordinary renditions of well-known songs, as “performed” by Microsoft Songsmith, which analyzes a vocal part, then comes up with what it thinks is a suitable instrumental background. The Van Halen track is particularly evil, while the Police…well, as the Pitchfork writer pretty much says, it’s all that Sting deserves.

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