This is rather creepy, but no one else seems to have noticed: Bush, Cheney, McCain, and a whole host of other right-wingers, including media folks like Limbaugh, Coulter, and Hannity, have started sporting distinctive rings with a particular polished, bleached cast. Rumor has it that vilifying “liberals” wasn’t enough for this crowd, and that they’ve actually started ritually sacrificing them to their god (not Jesus, silly: the market).
And those rings? Made from the bones of liberals.
I’m telling you, it’s true: it’s a vast white-ring conspiracy.