three unfunny jokes

“Knock knock…”

“Who’s there?”

“Control freak – and then you say, ‘Control freak who?'”

—-

“Knock knock…”

“Who’s–“

“Premature interlocutor. Damn! I’m so sorry honey…”

—-

“Knock knock…”

“Who’s there?

“The.”

“The Who?”

(drum kit kicked over, guitar smashed, computer full of suspicious “research”)

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2 Comments

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2 responses to “three unfunny jokes

  1. editrix

    The first one made me laugh.

  2. Paula

    The first one is pure genius.

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