In my never-ending quest to fill my mouth with things that prevent me from yapping alla time, I found a package of “poppadums” (so-spelled in this instance) made by some outfit called Kitchens of India. They’re little mini-papadam chiplets – they’re okay, but they come in a Pringles-style container. Apparently the preferred method of consumption is to pour the chips into your mouth by upending the can – because if you stick your hand in there and rotate it even slightly, you will discover that inner rim at the top of the container is very sharp metal. I am now trying to avoid bleeding on my laptop.
Now where did I put my lawyer?