Hola, amigos. I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya, but – oh wait, I’m not Jim Anchower.
Anyway: see if you can follow the sparkling-clear, spring-fed logic outlined below:
1. Bill Clinton is a bit of a horndog;
2. Therefore: he’s rather narcissistic;
3. Therefore: he likes himself;
4. Given (1) and (3), we conclude that he likes others who “look like” himself;
5. Bill Clinton is a man;
6. Men, generally, look like other men;
7. So we conclude, putting (4) through (6) together, that Bill Clinton is (wait for it) gay.
We could simplify, and conclude more directly that:
1. Ann Coulter is full-blown wolf-howlingly batshit crazy. (And, possibly, “doth protest too much.”)
(As a leftist, I suppose I should spend my time fulminating against out-of-office right-wingers. (For illustrative purposes, assume that Clinton was a left-winger. No, really – stop laughing.) Damn that Warren G. Harding! And given that Harding died young, it’s obvious that he was a child molester. I’ll let you work out the logic yourselves.)