a partial list of proposed roles submitted to Andy Serkis’ agent

Sesame Street: The Movie – Oscar the Grouch
The Prisoner Movie – Rover
Jaws V – terrorist shark
George Romero’s Clive Barker’s Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds – Pigeon #37
The Fast + the 4ious – 1967 Plymouth Barracuda convertible
The Simpsons: In the Flesh (live action) – Nuclear Reactor II
The Flying Nun Movie – magic wimple
24 (day 6) – weaponized ebola virus
Mannix: The Movie – smashed pane of plate glass
Uwe Boll’s Frankenstein – the monster, a bolt of lightning, a leather strap, villager’s torch #52, Dr. Vicki Frank’s left breast
James Joyce’s Ulysses: A Woody Allen Film – the ineluctable modality of the visible

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One response to “a partial list of proposed roles submitted to Andy Serkis’ agent

  1. flasshe

    Hee!

    You forgot:
    Superman Returns: Krypto the Superdog and Mr Mxyzptlk
    Batman Continues: Bat-Mite
    The Six Billion Dollar Man: Steve Austin’s bionic right testicle
    Doctor Doolittle 3: Eddie Murphy’s ego, plus talking e-coli #3

    yzeaheq! yzeaheq!

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